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{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
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